Enlist, already

All those GOPeons who are still bullish on the War on Terror and/or the War in Iraq (and Afghanistan) should enlist in the armed forces, already. If they don't, then they clearly don't have the courage of their convictions, and are a bunch of fucking hypocrites. I recommend the Army or the Marines, preferably -- front-line stuff.

But they aren't enlisting in droves, now are they? Given the Pentagon's ongoing enlistment woes, the gung-ho warmongers and their spawn just aren't walking their talk (which isn't surprising, given that the current GOP leadership almost completely avoided service during the Vietnam War).

C'mon, chickenhawks! Enlist, already! Go fight the War on Terror for real, instead of hanging back on the sidelines, playing cheerleader.

If you're a liberal (or even further to the left) and some wingding impugns your patriotism for opposing the war, ask them if they enlisted in the military. When they say that they didn't, tell them to shut the fuck up about patriotism, already.